ABOUT US

We Pick Objects, Not Listings

Most stores in this category work the same way: find a supplier catalogue, import a few hundred items, keep the supplier's photographs and the supplier's title, and hope volume does the rest. You have seen the result — a page of near-identical grinders with names like "4 Layers Herb Tobacco Crusher Mill Hand Muller Tool".

We went the other way. Everything here was chosen one item at a time, and there are eighteen of them. Not because we could not find more, but because the rest were the same thing with a different logo.

Every Description Was Written By Someone Who Looked

This sounds like a small thing. It is not. Supplier listings are wrong constantly — they say metal when the part is plastic, they list a jar that is not in the box, they claim four chambers on a grinder that has two.

So we do it the slow way. We go through the photographs, count what is actually in the set, check the material of each piece, and write it down. Where two sources disagree, we say so rather than pick the more flattering one. Where a product does something genuinely useful, we explain why it matters instead of listing it as a feature.

What We Will Not Do

• We do not invent specifications. If we have not confirmed a weight or a dimension, it is not on the page.
• We do not dress plastic up as metal. Some of these products are plastic, and where they are, the page says plastic.
• We do not make claims a product cannot support. Clear glass does not block UV, so we do not say it does. An inexpensive pocket scale is not a certified instrument, so we do not imply it is.
• We do not use fake urgency. No countdown timers, no invented stock counts, no "twelve people are viewing this".

The Collection

Roughly half of what we sell is built around a shape — a burger, a sphere, an eight ball, a crowned skull, a cookie, a poker chip, a wristwatch. These are the ones people pick up and turn over. The other half is equipment: grinders that are simply good at grinding, rolling trays, sealed storage, a pocket scale, and kits that put a working setup in one box.

They are organised so you can shop either way — by what it looks like, or by what it does.

Where We Are

PIMP MY GRINDER is based in Kfar HaNagid, Israel, and ships worldwide with tracking. Orders are dispatched within one to three business days.

Support is answered by a person, usually within one business day, Sunday to Thursday. If something arrives damaged, incorrect, or not as described, tell us within fourteen days and we will cover the return and put it right.

One Condition

Everything we sell is intended for legal use with tobacco and herbs by adults aged 21 and over. It is your responsibility to know the law where you live. We are not able to advise on that, and we do not ship where these products cannot lawfully be imported.