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The Loadout — Complete Accessories Set
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Ships within 1–3 business days. Tracked delivery typically arrives in 10–20 business days.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Free shipping on orders over $30. Below that, the exact rate is calculated at checkout before you pay.
Orders are dispatched within 1–3 business days. Tracked delivery typically arrives in 10–20 business days depending on your country. Tracking can take 3–7 days to start updating after dispatch — that is normal and does not mean the parcel is lost.
Import duties and taxes, where they apply, are set by your country and are the recipient's responsibility.
14-day returns, counted from the day your parcel arrives — not from the day you ordered. Items need to be unused and in their original packaging.
If it arrives faulty, damaged or incorrect, we pay the return shipping and you choose a full refund or a free replacement. If you simply changed your mind, the return shipping is yours.
To start a return, email udif@protonmail.com with your order number and wait for our reply before sending anything back. We reply within one business day.
Everything, In One Box, Already Matching
Buying this properly takes about four separate orders. A grinder now, a tray when you get tired of the table, an ashtray after someone complains, something to keep it all in eventually. Four deliveries, four price tags, and nothing matches anything else.
The Loadout is that entire sequence, arriving at once and designed together. Grinder, tray, ashtray, roller, storage and the small tools — one finish, one box, nothing left to work out later.
It is the most complete thing we sell, and it is the reason it makes such an easy gift. You are not guessing which single accessory somebody is missing. You are handing them the whole setup.
Why It Works
One Box, Not Four Orders
Everything arrives together and everything belongs together. No second delivery, no working out later what you still need.
Metal Throughout
The pieces that take the wear are metal rather than moulded plastic — which is what separates a real set from a party-favour one.
Two Finishes, One Look
Black or yellow, and every piece in the set carries it. Matching is the whole point — a set that does not match is just a bag of parts.
It Solves The Gift Problem
Buying one accessory means guessing what they already own. A complete set removes the guess entirely, and it arrives looking like a present.
Why It Earns Its Place
- It is the whole setup, bought once. Cheaper and simpler than assembling the same thing across four orders.
- Everything matches. One finish across every piece, which no amount of buying separately will ever give you.
- Nothing is missing on day one. Including the small things — the brush and the tools people forget until they need them.
- It is the easiest gift on the site. No sizing, no guessing what they own, and it presents well straight out of the parcel.
- Storage is part of it. The set includes somewhere to put the set, which is more than most sets manage.
- It travels as one unit. Pack the box, take the box.
Every other product here is one piece of a setup. This is the setup — and it costs less than the pieces would if you bought them one disappointment at a time.
Specifications
| Material | Metal |
|---|---|
| Finishes | Black, Yellow |
| Grinder | 2-layer — grind and collect |
| Set contents | See "What's In The Box" below |
The grinder in this set is a two-layer design — it grinds and collects. If you want a pollen screen and a separate catch chamber, pair the set with one of the standalone grinders.
Using It
- Work over the tray. That is what it is for, and it is the piece that stops everything else becoming a cleaning job.
- Fill the grinder to the middle of the teeth. Two-layer grinders are less forgiving of overfilling than four-layer ones.
- Use the roller on a flat surface. Steady pressure, not speed.
- Brush the grinder teeth every few uses. That is exactly why a brush is in the box — most people never own one and it is the difference between a grinder lasting a year or five.
- Everything goes back in the tin. The set stays a set only if it lives in one place.
Questions People Ask
Is this good as a gift?
It is the best thing here for that. A single accessory means guessing what somebody already owns; a complete matching set means they can put everything else away.
How good is the grinder in the set?
It is a two-layer grinder — it grinds and collects, and it does that properly. It does not have a pollen screen. If that matters to you, the set plus a standalone four-piece grinder is a very good combination.
Black or yellow?
Black is the quiet one and hides marks. Yellow is the one people notice on a table. Identical set otherwise.
Does it come in a presentable box?
The set includes its own tin, which is what everything lives in — so it arrives already packaged as an object rather than as loose parts in a bag.
How long will delivery take?
Dispatch within 1–3 business days, tracked delivery typically 10–20 business days. Free shipping once your order passes $30.
Guarantee & Delivery
14-Day Guarantee
Tell us within 14 days of delivery and we will put it right. Faulty or damaged, we cover the return shipping and you choose refund or replacement.
Tracked Worldwide Shipping
Free over $30. Dispatched in 1–3 business days with tracking, typically arriving in 10–20 business days.
What's In The Box
- 1 × Rolling tray
- 1 × Herb grinder, 2-layer
- 1 × Manual rolling machine
- 1 × Ashtray
- 1 × Storage tin
- 1 × Cone loader
- 1 × Cleaning brush
The Loadout — Complete Accessories Set
$29.90
