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The Capsule — Ball Herb Grinder
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SHIPPING & RETURNS
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Orders are dispatched within 1–3 business days. Tracked delivery typically arrives in 10–20 business days depending on your country. Tracking can take 3–7 days to start updating after dispatch — that is normal and does not mean the parcel is lost.
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14-day returns, counted from the day your parcel arrives — not from the day you ordered. Items need to be unused and in their original packaging.
If it arrives faulty, damaged or incorrect, we pay the return shipping and you choose a full refund or a free replacement. If you simply changed your mind, the return shipping is yours.
To start a return, email udif@protonmail.com with your order number and wait for our reply before sending anything back. We reply within one business day.
If You Know, You Know
You recognised the shape before you finished reading the title. A sphere, split clean around the middle, one half dark and the other half exactly the colour it should be. You spent a chunk of your childhood wanting one of these on a shelf, and it never did anything except sit there looking like the coolest object in the room.
This one does something. It is a solid metal grinder — a hundred and fifty grams of it — that happens to be shaped like the thing you already wanted. Twist it open and there are chambers inside: grind up top, collection below, everything separated the way it should be.
Twist it closed and it goes back to being a sphere sitting on your desk, giving away absolutely nothing. Guests pick it up because they want to know what it is. The ones who recognise it smile before they even ask.
That is the entire point of The Capsule. Not a gimmick with a bad mechanism hidden inside — a genuinely solid piece of hardware that happens to be the object you have wanted since you were nine.
Why It Works
A Shape With History
Split perfectly around the equator, with a centre point where it opens. Anyone who grew up in the right decade clocks it instantly — and everyone else just sees a beautifully made metal sphere.
Solid Metal, Not A Toy
A hundred and fifty grams of real metal with the density you feel the second you pick it up. This is not painted plastic pretending — it has the weight of something built to be used daily.
Layered Chambers
Grind at the top, collect below. Separate chambers keep the material where you want it instead of packing itself into the teeth and staying there until you dig it out.
Sits Right, Travels Right
At 5.5 cm it holds a shelf like a display piece and disappears into a jacket pocket when you need it to. No sharp edge to catch a lining, nothing to spill on the way.
Why It Earns Its Place
- It is a display piece that works. Most collectibles sit there doing nothing. This one earns its shelf.
- Real metal, not a novelty shell. Solid throughout instead of the plastic disc that splits along the seam within a season.
- Nothing is wasted. Layered chambers separate the fine material instead of leaving it packed into the teeth.
- It cleans in about a minute. Comes apart completely by hand — no tools, nothing to unscrew.
- Two versions, two personalities. Red is the one people recognise across a room. Black is the one that just looks expensive.
- It gives nothing away. Closed, it is a metal sphere and nothing more.
- It is the gift that lands every time. Nostalgia plus function, for under the price of a takeaway.
Everyone remembers wanting one of these. Almost nobody has one on their desk that actually does something — and this one costs less than the two plastic grinders you would have worked through by the end of the year.
Specifications
| Material | Metal |
|---|---|
| Diameter | 5.5 cm |
| Weight | 150 g |
| Shape | Spherical, splits at the centre line |
| Colours | Black or Red |
| Chambers | 3 layers |
| Screen | Fine mesh with pollen chamber |
| In the box | 1 × grinder |
Using It
There is nothing to learn and nothing to assemble. It arrives ready.
- Twist the top half open. The layers separate by hand — no tools, no force, no instructions to lose.
- Fill the grinding chamber and close it. Do not overfill; a chamber two-thirds full grinds far more evenly than one packed to the rim.
- Two or three turns is all it takes. Turn back and forth rather than forcing one direction and everything moves through cleanly.
- Open the lower chamber and empty it. Everything separated itself while you were turning.
Questions People Ask
Is it actually metal, or plastic with a metal look?
Solid metal. At 150 g in a 5.5 cm body you feel it the moment you pick it up — a plastic shell this size would weigh a fraction of that.
Will it fit in a pocket?
Yes. At 5.5 cm across it is roughly golf-ball sized, and the round shape means there is no corner to catch on a lining. You will feel the weight of it, which most people count as a feature.
Is the metal going to flake into the material?
This is why people give up on cheap grinders, and it is a fair question. The Capsule is metal throughout rather than a painted coating over something softer, so there is no finish on the grinding surfaces to wear away.
Black or red — which should I pick?
Red is the one people recognise from across a room and ask about. Black is the quieter choice and hides marks better on a desk. Same grinder underneath — pick the one you would rather leave in view.
How do I clean it?
Take it apart completely, brush the teeth out, and for a deeper clean soak the metal parts in warm soapy water for about ten minutes before drying fully. Never a dishwasher, never an abrasive scourer. Full instructions are in the Care & Cleaning tab above.
How long will delivery take?
Dispatch is within 1–3 business days, and tracked delivery usually lands within 10–20 business days depending on your country. Shipping is free once your order passes $30.
Guarantee & Delivery
14-Day Guarantee
Not what you hoped for? Tell us within 14 days of delivery and we will put it right. If it arrives faulty or damaged we cover the return shipping, and the choice between a full refund and a free replacement is yours, not ours.
Tracked Worldwide Shipping
Free on orders over $30. Dispatched within 1–3 business days with tracking, typically arriving in 10–20 business days. The tracking link reaches your inbox the moment it leaves.
What's In The Box
- 1 × The Capsule grinder, in your chosen colour
The Capsule — Ball Herb Grinder
$15.00
