PIMP MY GRINDER
The Trifecta — 3-in-1 Grinder Kit
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Orders are dispatched within 1–3 business days. Tracked delivery typically arrives in 10–20 business days depending on your country. Tracking can take 3–7 days to start updating after dispatch — that is normal and does not mean the parcel is lost.
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14-day returns, counted from the day your parcel arrives — not from the day you ordered. Items need to be unused and in their original packaging.
If it arrives faulty, damaged or incorrect, we pay the return shipping and you choose a full refund or a free replacement. If you simply changed your mind, the return shipping is yours.
To start a return, email udif@protonmail.com with your order number and wait for our reply before sending anything back. We reply within one business day.
Grind It, Keep It, Load It. One Tube.
Count what you actually carry: something to grind with, somewhere to keep it, and something to load with. Three objects, three pockets, and it is a mathematical certainty that one of them is sitting on a table at home. The Trifecta is all three built into a single tube about the size of a marker pen.
Grinder at one end. Sealed storage through the middle. A cone filler at the other — the part that packs your ground material into a pre-made cone or tube without half of it ending up on the floor. Twist the sections apart to use them, twist them back and it is one object again.
It is plastic, and at 158 mm that is deliberate rather than a shortcut. A metal version of this would be heavy enough that you would stop carrying it — which defeats the entire reason for combining three tools into one body.
Why It Works
Three Tools, One Body
Grinder, storage and cone filler stacked into a single tube. Nothing to forget, because there is only ever one thing to bring.
You Can See Inside
The grinding section lets you watch the progress without opening it, so you stop at the right point instead of guessing and spilling.
Fills Without The Mess
The filler section packs a cone or tube directly, so the ground material goes where it is meant to instead of across the table.
Comes Fully Apart
Every section unscrews and every part can go into warm soapy water. No trapped corner you can never reach.
Why It Earns Its Place
- One object instead of three. The single biggest reason people end up short of something.
- It genuinely fits a pocket. 158 × 40 mm, roughly a marker pen, and light enough that you forget it is there.
- Storage is built in, not bolted on. The sealed tube through the middle is the whole design.
- The filler saves the waste. What normally ends up on the table ends up where you wanted it.
- Nothing to break. Plastic at this size bounces where metal dents, and there is no glass anywhere in it.
- Four finishes. Black, silver, gold or blue — identical tool underneath.
- Washes properly. Every part separates and every part is water safe.
The best kit is the one you actually have on you. The Trifecta wins on that measure alone — one object, almost no weight, and never again discovering that the part you need is in a different jacket.
Specifications
| Material | Plastic — CONFIRM exact grade |
|---|---|
| Size | 158 × 40 mm |
| Functions | Grinding · storage · cone filling |
| Grind chamber | See-through |
| Cleaning | Fully disassembles, all parts water safe |
| Finishes | Black, Silver, Gold, Blue |
| In the box | 1 × 3-in-1 kit |
Using It
- Twist the grinder section open and fill it. To the middle of the teeth, never above them.
- Close it and turn back and forth. You can see the progress through the chamber, so stop when it looks right.
- Tip it into the storage tube. That is the middle section, and it seals.
- Load a cone into the filler section and pack it from the tube. Everything ends up where you aimed it.
- Twist it all back together. One tube again, ready for the next time.
Questions People Ask
Does it roll for me?
No — and this is worth being clear about. It is a filler, not a roller. It packs your ground material into a cone or tube you already have. If you are looking for something that rolls a paper from flat, this is not that tool.
Is it plastic?
Yes. At 158 mm long that is a deliberate choice — a metal version would be heavy enough that you would leave it at home, which would defeat the point of combining three tools.
Does the grinder section actually work properly?
For everyday use, yes. Do not overfill it and do not force it — plastic teeth prefer a lighter load than metal ones. If you want a serious grinder, pair this with The Eclipse.
How much does the storage tube hold?
Enough for a few sessions rather than a stash. It is built for carrying, not for keeping everything in one place at home.
Can I wash it?
Yes — every section comes apart and every part can be soaked in warm soapy water. Dry it fully before reassembling; trapped moisture is what makes any threaded part stiff over time.
How long will delivery take?
Dispatch within 1–3 business days, tracked delivery typically 10–20 business days. Free shipping once your order passes $30.
Guarantee & Delivery
14-Day Guarantee
Tell us within 14 days of delivery and we will put it right. Faulty or damaged, we cover the return shipping and you choose refund or replacement.
Tracked Worldwide Shipping
Free over $30. Dispatched in 1–3 business days with tracking, typically arriving in 10–20 business days.
What's In The Box
- 1 × The Trifecta 3-in-1 kit, in your chosen finish
The Trifecta — 3-in-1 Grinder Kit
$9.90
